Looking Back: 2011’s Weirdest Naked Crimes
2011 was a crazy year for naked crimes. In between a naked boat thief and a naked fisherman, there was a naked sandwich-making burglar, and a topless car-racing woman.
- Naked boat thief tells police, “Taser me, Bro.” So they do.
- Grandma attacks sandwich-making naked burglar.
- Naked man steals flat screen TV.
- Naked fisherman arrested in Washington “wasn’t pretty”.
- Missouri man caught flashing girls forgot he was naked.
- Naked woman with loaded gun storms into California hotel lobby.
- Topless woman leads Ohio cops on 128 MpH chase.
- NASCAR streaker leaves wild raccoon in car with his girlfriend.
- Naked woman pulls her teeth out and throws rocks at people.
- Nebraska man gets a naked DUI.
Apparently drinking leads to nudity for many people. What’s the craziest (criminal) thing you’ve ever done while naked?
