Sextakes, or sex mistakes… this time about things you shouldn’t say during sex. You are guaranteed to say something before, during or after sex that the other person doesn’t like to hear. It doesn’t matter, it happens! We do like to list some frequently made sextakes for you.
Sextakes, try to avoid them!
“I can’t”
Always nice to hear! When you think you are busy with each other you suddenly hear this “I can’t do it” usually this is continued with a soft, flabby dick and the end of the lovemaking.
“Did you do this with your ex?”
Something you probably don’t want to elaborate on much, what you did and didn’t do with your ex! It’s your ex for a reason, you don’t want to think about it when you’re busy with your (new) lover.
“Did you wake me up for that?”
Sounds like, this is it? Doesn’t give a positive vibe at all to the previous lovemaking, of course you’d much rather hear someone loves waking-up for that.
“Do you smell something crazy?
That could be something alarming, so if you think you smell fire, I’d definitely say so! But if you “just” smell something crazy, I’d mention it later. Imagine she just wants to put your stiff cock in her mouth and say, “Do you smell something crazy too?
“You’re being filmed!”
Unless you arrange this sort of thing in advance, this is a real no-go! The idea of being filmed without your knowledge is really not funny. What if things like that fall into the wrong hands.
“What am I supposed to do now?”
You can interpret it in several ways, but it doesn’t have to be a fun question. A little creativity and initiative from the other is desirable. When you ask: “What should I do now?” Sounds like you don’t actually like it. You can also ask, “What would you like me to do now?” Sounds different already!
“Could you give me the remote?”
You’re playing with the other, before you go to bed, suddenly you’re asked, “Can you give me the remote?” Is the other just watching TV and the program is over! It’s no fun…
“Let’s not kiss.”
Hooker’s often don’t kiss, one-night stands don’t always kiss either, but with your partner it’s customary to be able to kiss. When it is mentioned that you prefer not to kiss, this gives a certain degree of uncertainty, doesn’t it? Don’t you kiss well, do you have a bad breath, don’t you want intimacy?
“My ex loved this!”
When you’re trying something new between the sheets, you hear: My ex loved this! Think… just don’t!
“Can I call you Mommy/Daddy?”
Sounds nice in a porn movie, but in real life it often works just a little differently. We don’t want to think about our parents while we’re fucking, do we?
“What do you want for dinner tomorrow?”
Same category as the remote control! When you are busy with the other person, with each other, you don’t want to be busy with other things, appointments, groceries etc. A little time for each other is nice!
“Can’t you do it?”
Sometimes a man (or woman) needs some time, the ejaculation is not always easy or smooth. Usually it’s just a matter of time and letting go of the thoughts. When you get the question: “Can’t you do it?” Mostly it’s done… Better luck next time!
Better not to call the wrong name also, giving the vagina a name can’t go wrong!