If your sex bucket list involves a lot of travel, you’d better check out state sex laws before doing the dirty deed . Otherwise, get ready for trouble.
1. In Texas, it’s considered obscene to own any more than six sex toys. In Arizona, you’re not allowed any more than two.
2. In Washington, it’s illegal to have sex with a virgin, even if it’s your wedding night. Ok, that’s super weird …How else would you consume your wedding night?
3. In Minnesota, it’s illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. But ladies, if that pike’s been hitting on you, you’re in the clear. J)
4. If a man’s breath smells of garlic, onions or sardines in Alexandria, Minnesota, it’s against the law to have sex with your wife. Can we adopt this law? J)
5. In Kentucky, a woman can only wear a bathing suit on a highway if she’s escorted by at least two police officers… and armed with a club.
6. In Ames, Iowa, it’s illegal for hubbies to have more than three gulps of beer when they’re in bed with their wives.