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The Eugenics of Fap, and Frozen Treats

Don’t get me wrong I’m no racist. It’s just that there are different flavors of ice cream, each with their own specific qualities, flavors and textures, each with their own different levels of appeal to different palettes for different reasons. Different strokes for different folks. Different slurps for different purps.

Black is good for the BBW lover, a good example of this is Jada Fire whose voluptuousness is bountiful yet restrained, plentiful but tasteful, the perfect double scoop sundae! Generally the Africans are quite famous for the booty as in the case of the bombastic Cherokee D’Ass, but that rich heritage can also provide a delectable athletic build like Marie Luv. Booty-licious! but hey Chocolate’s not everybody’s fave.

cherokee-d-ass

Cherokee D Ass

Asians, of course, are particularly gifted. The skin frequently retains a fresh ripe firmness, preserving an irresistible pubescent appearance of youth, often appearing illegally young like Kitty Yung or Amie Lau. The Asian muff is usually minimal and therefore left intact which is always a plus for the hairy triangle aficionado and its straight like flames, cool. Most special is the grayish purple of the lunch meats, very special. Pretty much the only Asian ice cream flavor is Green Tea.

asian

White trash is classic and still fine to split your banana over but I bet it never tastes like Vanilla. From the generic sluts like Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick, these treats leave one thinking maybe they need a little chocolate sauce or a cherry on top to keep it interesting

Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson

Whereas the still present and now “mature” icon Nina Hartley, (who’s actually Jewish) has a certain charm that sets her apart. More recently the standard American fare has tended to lean more towards personality, Deanna DeAmond or Faye Runaway, while being boundary pushingly filthy do it with style and quirky personality, the latter was particularly charming in her Anal Lickfest appearance. Real sweet girls.

Nina Hartley

Nina Hartley

Of ambiguous ethnic origin and somehow transcendent of the classless cliché of the cum-dumpster are the newer generation of talent, like Sasha Grey and, or Adrenalynn who manage to take the role of filthy slut to new depths while simultaneously maintaining an independent subjective and appropriately situational intelligence that is hotter than anything. These professional fuck machines usually have some university education, if not degrees, and probably eat frozen yogurt.

Sasha Grey

Sasha Grey

Relatively consistent in the new-ish roster of streaming categories is “Arab” or “Indian”, previously unseen in mainstream pornography, these are now a staple. The Indians make great ice cream it’s called Culfi.

The Latina is not always bad; it should never look anything like Mexican fried ice cream.

Russians are good, and generally eastern Europeans have a certain Slavic thing that can be nice, ice cream is not very popular in Russia.

Italians, of course, have Gelato, it’s really nice, and I’d go with the classic: Belladonna

Bella Donna

Bella Donna

Okay maybe I’m a little racist, and my favorite ice cream is tiger tail, of which a great example is Lily Thai.

Comments (8)

  1. Juli_Love says:

    Jerry, we allow people to advertise their personal web pages, in your chat or profile, even if they are pay/membership sites. You are not allowed to advertise cam websites or spam other peoples chat/comments with any website.

    Ya know, I find this very amusing, yet slightly upsetting. Quite a few months back I got the wild idea to start my own website. I would like to thank Cam4 for giving me the courage to do that. It wasn’t a website where I was broadcasting, but had videos available for purchase through paypal. It was something new, so there was only one free teaser and two videos for purchase with a preview clip of what was in the vids. If the site took off I had big plans for revamping, including a picture gallery, much lower prices with more videos, some free content and even a request page for more personal videos for the things that I didn’t do on Cam4 (I’ve been told too often that I don’t show my ass enough).

    I kept the web address in my bio, along with all sorts of other information, like my boob size, when I did shows, and other commonly asked questions. During this time I usually kept my status as “Read the bio” to help deflect repeat questions. It’s not always easy trying to type my bra size while I have both hands preoccupied, and is a bit of an annoyance to have to answer the same questions repeatedly as I’m sure other broadcasters have experienced.

    Anyhow, one afternoon I was put into the pay section, without warning and to my knowledge for no reason. I emailed Cam4 and got a response stating that I was put in the pay section because I was advertising my website to make money and that any broadcaster who had a website requesting money or any paypal information in their status or bio was considered a pay member. I was also told that if I removed my website from my bio that I would be placed back in the regular performers. I asked why others hadn’t been moved into the pay section that advertised their personal sites as well, and was told that they catch it as the admins see it or as it is reported. This put an end to my willingness to do a website.

    I was honestly outraged by this because your pay section states “Amateur Webcams Offering Private Sex Shows for money.” Never once have I requested money for a show, and I’ve even told my viewers that I won’t accept their money or gifts.

    From that point forward I did what I felt was right and reported any paypal or personal website broadcasters as advertising (because that is what I was told I was doing), even if they were doing free shows. A few of my regular viewers did as well. One person I reported at least a dozen times before they were moved to the $ section only to create another user name.

    So if I am understanding this correctly according to Cam4 TOS other webcam sites are not allowed to be advertised in any way shape or form, but we are allowed to advertise our own website. Now for some clarification, If advertising our own website and still providing free shows are we considered a pay member? Or what if we do free shows but still have a paypal address in our bio or status?

    • admin says:

      Juli,

      Let me clarify. I think that was said wrong. You can advertise you own personal website in your profile or in your own chat when you are broadcasting. We do not allow people to advertise other webcam sites or spam urls in other people’s chat or on other people’s comments.

      What happened to you, should not have happened. If there was no webcam on your site, then no one should have moved you to the $ page. The $ page is for people that are asking for cash for private shows. It looks like you where the victim of an overzealous admin. If you want to try again, email kim@cam4.biz and she will add a note to your account so that the admins do not move or delete the account.

  2. Bro says:

    Uh, Admin, it is a cam site that she’s spamming.

    https://sweetntasty.localslutz.com/ That’s her cam site(It’s cheaply made, also)

    I’ve seen many women on cam4, over the years spam that site with the sub name Localslutz.

    She’s on just about everyday spamming that same site, never doing anything else.

    As Jerry said above, that site is screaming with credit card fraud.

    Laslty, I think it’s nice that you sent your employees; “Marcie”, and “Michelle27”, on vacations,lol. Please don’t deny that their employees, either. They’ve been on the site non stop, since 2008. “Marcie” is in Italy, while “Michelle27” is in the UK.

    So, when are you going to send “Sweetangel7”, “Blondetease”, and the others, on vacations?

    • admin says:

      Bro, you are right, localslutz looks like a page from ifriends and it should have been shutdown. I just took care of it.

      Yes there are people on Cam4 that do credit card fraud. They promise a private show and don’t deliver. When we catch them, we delete them. We post a disclaimer and warning in the $ tab for people to beware of this. These are private transactions that we are not a part of.

      We never denied that Marcie was not an employee. They can take vacations whenever they like.

  3. jerry says:

    we got another thick girl right here on cam4

    https://www.cam4.com/foxxibrown

    only problem is she’s advertising another website and trying to get people to sign up with a credit card…

    even worse, from the comments on her page it looks like you guys are ok with that. CREDIT CARD FRAUD FOR THE WIN AND ULTIMATE JUSTICE!!

    • admin says:

      Jerry, we allow people to advertise their personal web pages, in your chat or profile, even if they are pay/membership sites. You are not allowed to advertise cam websites or spam other peoples chat/comments with any website.

  4. oldgoa69 says:

    This website is getting real bad. It freezes up to the point where you must reboot the computr. I am thinking of being a gold member, but if this site is freezing up no thanks. I will stay where I am. I wold like t broadcast my cam, not if it is going to freeze up. This started 3 nights ago and getting worce by the day.

    thank you oldgoat69

    • admin says:

      Oldgoa69,

      Cam4 installed a number of new video servers just today and setup dedicated video servers for European users to increase the speed of their video as well. Hope it helps with your problem.

 
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