I bet you don’t know what a HEELDO is!!! I didn’t know either. A couple of days ago, I was surfing online and saw a website with this thing called: “Heeldo”. Now let me share my knowledge with you, my sexy readers.
A heeldo is a heel-mounted dildo, for those of you who need to make love to someone crawling away from behind you. Or for when you’re watching a movie and someone still wants to bang your foot. Or, u can use it in a fun way, for when you want to play dinosaur, but don’t want to use sharp claws that can hurt people.
Realistically, we can assume this exists because the „dildorati of the world” demand dildos that can be mounted on anything, just in case. Since we have forehead dildos, chin dildos, knee dildos, back dildos, and now the majestic heel dildo, if you mount everything with care, you could easy make love to an entire basketball team without ever using your own genitals.
That would be fun right?:)
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