{"id":7906,"date":"2012-09-02T11:51:15","date_gmt":"2012-09-02T15:51:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.cam4.com\/?p=7906"},"modified":"2013-06-26T15:24:09","modified_gmt":"2013-06-26T19:24:09","slug":"annas-tales-working-out-the-kinks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/news\/annas-tales-working-out-the-kinks\/","title":{"rendered":"Anna’s Tales: Working Out the Kinks"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I learn a lot from my clients. One such nugget is how to find people online to have kinky sex with — for free! I don\u2019t care what the politicians say, the economy is still in the crapper and it\u2019s time to get creative. For some, this means heavy-duty coupon clipping. For others, it means posting an ad on adultfriendfinder.com and taking your chances. I\u2019m not necessarily advocating this practice, merely passing along the experiences of another. Because, well, you can\u2019t make this shit up.<\/p>\n

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Fifty-something Jerry the client didn\u2019t just like it often, he liked to be dominated, having a particular thing for older women. WAY older women. Jerry shared a thing or two about his upbringing, which he happened to think was \u201cneato,\u201d and yet caused me to subsequently block his number from my phone. Those who think that Jerry needed a therapist wouldn\u2019t be wrong<\/em>, but hey, I\u2019m just a sex worker and don\u2019t offer on-the-spot counselling.<\/p>\n

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Jerry wanted to be dominated by women say, oh, EXACTLY the current age of his mother. Apparently there were no shortage of women who were happy to dominate a man twenty or thirty years their junior, call him \u201cson,\u201d and give him a cookie at the end of the tryst.<\/p>\n

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\u201cI once had a 70-year-old woman take me to a nudist camp for a week,\u201d he told me as he lay on the massage table with a huge grin on his face. \u201cShe was insatiable.\u201d And here I thought nudist camps were mere folklore.<\/p>\n

There were also less fond memories such as a BDSM romp turned terrifying ordeal.<\/p>\n

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\u201cSeriously, at one point, I thought I was going to die,\u201d he confessed. The near-death experience had something to do with being bound a little too tightly and having a burning device light one\u2019s genitals. (Ahem, don\u2019t forget those hard limits and code words, kinksters.)<\/p>\n

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I give Jerry credit for getting these services for free, because to pay a sex worker to perform these types of things would be pricey.<\/p>\n

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\u201cSo how do you find\u00a0these people?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n

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Jerry claimed\u00a0that\u00a0some sites were simply made for people like him such as Adultfriendfinder<\/a>, Lava life<\/a>, and iMatchup<\/a>. The later two sites have a mainstream element but also allow people to post \u201cintimate encounters.\u201d<\/p>\n

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So there you have it: a free way to satiate those kinky sexual crevices. Though I will say, you get what you pay for. A bona fide sex worker would never push a customer beyond his limits. That would just be bad customer service. And we sex workers take our service seriously.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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