{"id":689,"date":"2010-07-30T16:21:09","date_gmt":"2010-07-30T20:21:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.cam4.com\/?p=689"},"modified":"2025-11-12T10:59:13","modified_gmt":"2025-11-12T15:59:13","slug":"the-eugenics-of-fap-and-frozen-treats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/news\/the-eugenics-of-fap-and-frozen-treats\/","title":{"rendered":"The Eugenics of Fap, and Frozen Treats"},"content":{"rendered":"

Don\u2019t get me wrong I\u2019m no racist. It\u2019s just that there are different flavors of ice cream, each with their own specific qualities, flavors and textures, each with their own different levels of appeal to different palettes for different reasons. Different strokes for different folks. Different slurps for different purps.<\/p>\n

Black is good for the BBW lover<\/a>, a good example of this is Jada Fire<\/a> whose voluptuousness is bountiful yet restrained, plentiful but tasteful, the perfect double scoop sundae! Generally the Africans are quite famous for the booty as in the case of the bombastic Cherokee D\u2019Ass<\/a>, but that rich heritage can also provide a delectable athletic build like Marie Luv<\/a>. Booty-licious! but hey Chocolate\u2019s not everybody\u2019s fave.<\/p>\n

\"cherokee-d-ass\"<\/a>

Cherokee D Ass<\/p><\/div>\n

Asians, of course, are particularly gifted. The skin frequently retains a fresh ripe firmness, preserving an irresistible pubescent appearance of youth, often appearing illegally young like Kitty Yung<\/a> or Amie Lau<\/a>. The Asian muff is usually minimal and therefore left intact which is always a plus for the hairy triangle aficionado and its straight like flames, cool. Most special is the grayish purple of the lunch meats, very special. Pretty much the only Asian ice cream flavor is Green Tea.<\/p>\n

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White trash is classic and still fine to split your banana over but I bet it never tastes like Vanilla. From the generic sluts like Jenna Jameson<\/a> and Tera Patrick<\/a>, these treats leave one thinking maybe they need a little chocolate sauce or a cherry on top to keep it interesting<\/p>\n

\"Jenna<\/a>

Jenna Jameson<\/p><\/div>\n

Whereas the still present and now \u201cmature\u201d icon Nina Hartley<\/a>, (who\u2019s actually Jewish) has a certain charm that sets her apart. More recently the standard American fare has tended to lean more towards personality, Deanna DeAmond<\/a> or Faye Runaway<\/a>, while being boundary pushingly filthy do it with style and quirky personality, the latter was particularly charming in her Anal Lickfest appearance. Real sweet girls.<\/p>\n

\"Nina<\/a>

Nina Hartley<\/p><\/div>\n

Of ambiguous ethnic origin and somehow transcendent of the classless clich\u00e9 of the cum-dumpster are the newer generation of talent, like Sasha Grey<\/a> and, or Adrenalynn<\/a> who manage to take the role of filthy slut to new depths while simultaneously maintaining an independent subjective and appropriately situational intelligence that is hotter than anything. These professional fuck machines usually have some university education, if not degrees, and probably eat frozen yogurt.<\/p>\n

\"Sasha<\/a>

Sasha Grey<\/p><\/div>\n

Relatively consistent in the new-ish roster of streaming categories is \u201cArab\u201d or \u201cIndian\u201d, previously unseen in mainstream pornography, these are now a staple. The Indians make great ice cream it\u2019s called Culfi.<\/p>\n

The Latina<\/a> is not always bad; it should never look anything like Mexican fried ice cream.<\/p>\n

Russians are good, and generally eastern Europeans have a certain Slavic thing that can be nice, ice cream is not very popular in Russia.<\/p>\n

Italians, of course, have Gelato, it\u2019s really nice, and I\u2019d go with the classic: Belladonna<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Bella<\/a>

Bella Donna<\/p><\/div>\n

Okay maybe I\u2019m a little racist, and my favorite ice cream is tiger tail, of which a great example is Lily Thai<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Don\u2019t get me wrong I\u2019m no racist. It\u2019s just that there are different flavors of ice cream, each with their own specific qualities, flavors and textures, each with their own different levels of appeal to different palettes for different reasons. Different strokes for different folks. Different slurps for different purps.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[523],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","news"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=689"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/689\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":80498,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/689\/revisions\/80498"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}