{"id":66267,"date":"2015-07-15T12:18:39","date_gmt":"2015-07-15T16:18:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.cam4.com\/?p=66267"},"modified":"2015-07-15T12:18:39","modified_gmt":"2015-07-15T16:18:39","slug":"dildos-portland-power-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/news\/dildos-portland-power-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"Dildos Dangling From Portland Power Lines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mysterious dildos have taken over Portland power lines this week, causing the Twittersphere to wonder who&#8217;s responsible. Photos have been snapped across Portland showing an envious collection of dildos hanging from power lines all over the city.\u00a0Kites, balloons, and other toys are a usual sight to see tangled up in power lines, especially in summertime. But dildos? I don&#8217;t think\u00a0this is common in any city.<\/p>\n<p>At first, the fingers were pointing at local sex shop She Bop. Turns out the shop manager thought it was the outcome of a nasty breakup.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s up\u00a0in the air (ha ha) as to\u00a0how many sex toys are hanging off Portland&#8217;s power lines, with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oregonlive.com\/portland\/index.ssf\/2015\/07\/sex_toys_hanging_from_portland_1.html\" target=\"_blank\">reports ranging<\/a> from a couple dozen to hundreds. But Portland\u00a0Electric\u00a0has received a handful of calls within the past 3 weeks concerning these mysteriously out of place dildos.<\/p>\n<p>We would love to be in Portland to hang up some of our own dildos, or solve the mystery of the dangling dildos. Thankfully\u00a0we have a team of members working hard 24\/7 to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\" target=\"_blank\">keep their dildos in a safe place<\/a>&#8230; ;)<\/p>\n<p>Our only concern is&#8230; what a waste of perfectly good dildos! We don&#8217;t condone abandoning your dildos to hang on your local power lines, stay safe and love thy dildo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mysterious dildos have taken over Portland power lines this week, causing the Twittersphere to wonder who&#8217;s responsible. Photos have been snapped across Portland<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":66269,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[523],"tags":[948],"class_list":["post-66267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news","tag-entertainment","news"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66267"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66267\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}