{"id":5283,"date":"2012-02-13T08:43:59","date_gmt":"2012-02-13T13:43:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.cam4.com\/?p=5283"},"modified":"2013-06-26T16:24:20","modified_gmt":"2013-06-26T20:24:20","slug":"cock-its-not-just-for-dinner-anymore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/males\/cock-its-not-just-for-dinner-anymore\/","title":{"rendered":"Cock: It\u2019s Not Just for Dinner Anymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\n<\/strong>If you\u2019re not a follower of celebrity tween gossip\u2014and ahem, who isn\u2019t\u2014you may have missed out on TMZ\u2019s photos of Miley Cyrus<\/a> licking dick. That\u2019s cake dick, actually, which seems like a slightly odd birthday cake to give to one\u2019s boyfriend, unless dear Liam swings both ways. In addition, whoever snagged a pre-candle-blowing bite from the tip made the cake look like it has a gapping sore at the head. Who wants an edge piece? And who wants the herpes piece? <\/em>Nonetheless, it looks as tasty as the real thing.<\/p>\n

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I am no virgin to confectionary genitals. Chocolate penises on a stick are a common bachelorette party favor. Even Suri Cruise was caught with a bag of gummi penises in hand before mom made her return them. Symbolic of two things we all need\u2014sex and food\u2014or more specifically, sex and chocolate, penis cakes are a true homage to life\u2019s necessities. But, do fancy cock cakes need to be relegated to the A-listers and their children? No!<\/p>\n

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Perhaps you can\u2019t afford a professional to mold the most delectable genitalia, but the average person with a bit of fortitude can come real close. Really, what adult party is complete without such a cake? And think of all the great FaceBook photos you\u2019ll get, assuming your friends already have an irretractable means of income. If not, what better bargaining chip than a penis-licking photo?<\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>You could go the easy route and get a penis mold from a sex store, or you could go mold-less if you have a way with cake, knives, and round cutters. I won\u2019t bore readers with the how-to, as YouTube has a plethora of videos. If you want to see perhaps the world\u2019s most inappropriate use of a cock cake , check out this Youtube video<\/a>. Um, really, mom and dad chanting penis licker while their 19-year-old daughter takes a lick from the white-icing enhanced tip? And while minor child sits silently in the background. Aren\u2019t mom and dad worried this youngun will involuntarily chant penis licker during every school birthday celebration?<\/p>\n

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Enjoy the penis cake; just keep it out of the family! And don\u2019t forget surreptitious photo ops. I bet TMZ photographers were glad they did.<\/p>\n

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