{"id":3933,"date":"2012-01-05T16:26:37","date_gmt":"2012-01-05T21:26:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.cam4.com\/?p=3933"},"modified":"2013-06-26T14:32:30","modified_gmt":"2013-06-26T18:32:30","slug":"looking-back-2011s-weirdest-naked-crimes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/news\/looking-back-2011s-weirdest-naked-crimes\/","title":{"rendered":"Looking Back: 2011’s Weirdest Naked Crimes"},"content":{"rendered":"

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2011 was a crazy year for naked crimes. In between a naked boat thief and a naked fisherman, there was a naked sandwich-making burglar, and a topless car-racing woman.<\/p>\n

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  1. Naked boat thief tells police, “Taser me, Bro.”<\/a> So they do.<\/li>\n
  2. Grandma attacks sandwich-making naked burglar.<\/a><\/li>\n
  3. Naked man steals flat screen TV.<\/a><\/li>\n
  4. Naked fisherman arrested in Washington “wasn’t pretty”.<\/a><\/li>\n
  5. Missouri man caught flashing girls forgot he was naked.<\/a><\/li>\n
  6. Naked woman with loaded gun storms into California hotel lobby.<\/a><\/li>\n
  7. Topless woman leads Ohio cops on 128 MpH chase.<\/a><\/li>\n
  8. NASCAR streaker leaves wild raccoon in car with his girlfriend.<\/a><\/li>\n
  9. Naked woman pulls her teeth out and throws rocks at people.<\/a><\/li>\n
  10. Nebraska man gets a naked DUI.<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Apparently drinking leads to nudity for many people. What’s the craziest (criminal) thing you’ve ever done while naked?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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