{"id":21652,"date":"2014-08-08T15:41:56","date_gmt":"2014-08-08T19:41:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.cam4.com\/?p=21652"},"modified":"2014-10-22T12:49:15","modified_gmt":"2014-10-22T16:49:15","slug":"hysterical-literature-things-abbey-loves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/news\/hysterical-literature-things-abbey-loves\/","title":{"rendered":"Hysterical Literature: Things Abbey Loves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok so I love books, a lot, and I love pretty girls. But I actually don&#8217;t like YouTube videos. I&#8217;m that friend who hates watching funny videos with you. Hysterical Literature has figured out the way to my heart, through books and pretty girls. I don&#8217;t think you need any other words, so let&#8217;s get right to the videos!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PQuT-Xfyk3o\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s <strong>Stoya<\/strong> reading a book until she cums. If you just wanna see the orgasm, go right to the end and check it out. It&#8217;s magical. How exactly does a literary orgasm feel? Like this, in the words of Stoya:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>\u201cThis section of the world that I\u2019m inhabiting slows down, zooms in. Like a stretched rubber band it suddenly contracts, and I am lovingly punched with an orgasm.\u201d<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/oRC2UH9X27Y\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s Teresa who also reads a book so hard that she cums.<\/p>\n<h2>Watch the rest of <a href=\"https:\/\/hystericalliterature.com\" target=\"_blank\">Hysterical Literature<\/a> and then tell us what book would make you cum!<\/h2>\n<p>My new goal: make you all cum from reading my blog posts ;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok so I love books, a lot, and I love pretty girls. But I actually don&#8217;t like YouTube videos. I&#8217;m that friend who<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":21654,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[523],"tags":[632],"class_list":["post-21652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news","tag-abbey-notes","news"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21652"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21652\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21654"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}