{"id":17526,"date":"2013-12-09T13:48:55","date_gmt":"2013-12-09T18:48:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.cam4.com\/?p=17526"},"modified":"2013-12-09T13:48:55","modified_gmt":"2013-12-09T18:48:55","slug":"50-u-s-states-ranked-by-penis-size-condomania","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/news\/50-u-s-states-ranked-by-penis-size-condomania\/","title":{"rendered":"50 U.S. States Ranked By Penis Size – Condomania"},"content":{"rendered":"

The condom-purchasing website\u00a0CONDOMANIA<\/a>\u00a0(capitalization mine)\u00a0released a\u00a0list<\/a>\u00a0today that ranked the 50 states in order of most-to-fewest Magnum condoms purchased.<\/p>\n

You know, WHICH STATE GOT THE BIGGEST DICK, SON? Who do you think it is?\u00a0Motherfuckers, it is North Dakota. North Dakotans use the most Magnums. Or at least… own the most Magnums. Who cares if they use them!<\/p>\n

This has baffled\u00a0media types<\/a>. “How can North Dakota top that list when… ” Well, we don’t know either. But if there’s any North Dakotans on CAM4, maybe you can confirm this to be true ;)<\/p>\n

Here’s the full list.<\/p>\n

1. North Dakota
\n2. Rhode Island
\n3. South Dakota
\n4. District of Columbia
\n5. Massachusetts
\n6. Ohio
\n7. Arizona
\n8. Alabama
\n9. New York
\n10. South Carolina
\n11. Colorado
\n12. Maryland
\n13. Wisconsin
\n14. New Jersey
\n15. California
\n16. Florida
\n17. Connecticut
\n18. Virginia
\n19. Oregon
\n20. Pennsylvania
\n21. Washington
\n22. Tennessee
\n23. New Mexico
\n24. Iowa
\n25. Illinois
\n26. Louisiana
\n27. Vermont
\n28. Utah
\n29. Maine
\n30. Nebraska
\n31. Idaho
\n32. Kansas
\n33. Delaware
\n34. Michigan
\n35. Nevada
\n36. New Hampshire
\n37. Oklahoma
\n38. Montana
\n39. Minnesota
\n40. Kentucky
\n41. Texas
\n42. Indiana
\n43. West Virginia
\n44. Missouri
\n45. Alaska
\n46. North Carolina
\n47. Wyoming
\n48. Arkansas
\n49. Hawaii
\n50. Mississippi<\/p>\n

This would make a great tourism campaign for the top states – perhaps even a great contest idea for CAM4 Gay<\/a>? No matter what, big dicks come from everywhere, and it’s what you can do with it that matters most.<\/p>\n

Share this with Twitter, let’s see where the biggest cocks on CAM4 come from ;)<\/h2>\n

Original article from BroBible.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The condom-purchasing website\u00a0CONDOMANIA<\/a>\u00a0(capitalization mine)\u00a0released a\u00a0list<\/a>\u00a0today that ranked the 50 states in order of most-to-fewest Magnum condoms purchased.<\/p>\n

You know,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":17557,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[523],"tags":[1001],"class_list":["post-17526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news","tag-news","news"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17526"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17526\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}