Halloween Porn Parodies to Scare the Orgasm out of you!
The typical horror movie makes you scared, but I’ve got a few that will make you hot, and probably laugh. Re-imagine that movie you were so scared of and add sex, lots of sex. Now instead of having to sleep with the lights on your’re left feeling hard/wet and ready for action. And there’s definitely no sleeping after. So here are some funny sexy porn horror parodies.
Scream XXX
90’s classic sexed up and with an appearance from porn king Ron Jeremy. Plus intentional bad acting parodying other porn films as well. Horny fun for sure.
The Shaft
Remember the one with 3 girls who were witches and one went a little too crazy? The Craft. Another 90s flick but this time with tattooed hotties fucking. With a dash of witchcraft, a hint of heat and a whole lot of ass and tits this movie will have you rethinking sleepovers.
Friday the 13th
Jason is back, but not how you think. The story is that ‘’some guy drowned in the lake because he had a giant penis. He went for a swim and it was so heavy that it sunk like a boat anchor. Legend has it, that huge cock fermented at the bottom of the lake. They say he is some kind of monster with flesh eating jizz.” Absurd, funny and totally hot. Think steamy sex scenes voyeur style.
The human Sexipede
This one was bound to be a porn parody, but with mouth to crouch. Perpetual pussy in my face doesn’t sound so bad to me.
For even more Halloween porn parodies, check out these 10 sexy movies! If you’re thinking of putting on your own porn parody, CAM4 Music Master BoyxxV has made a Halloween playlist for you –
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