Portable Masturbation Hut
Hit the slit in your Portable Masturbation Hut for only $299. Or, join CAM4 for free and masturbate freely amongst millions of equally horny partners in crime. But still, busting out this hut would be pretty badass. To save your eyes, here’s what the ad says:
“How many times have you been at the office, church, or PTA meeting and been reprimanded by a Negative Nancy for taking yourself to Pound Town? Probably more times than your moist fingers can count! Well now you’ll no longer need to spring to the closet seconds before squirting your jorts thanks to the amazing Portable Masturbation Hut! Simply erect the unit in 18 easy steps, disrobe, and have a friend or coworker zip you into its warm confines. Then start treating yourself by beating yourself! There is no better way to discreetly bring yourself to climax in public than this giant silver box.”
A lot of work for masturbating, no? But what’s a girl to do when you’re horny and wet in public and you can’t help yourself? Hmmm I guess CAM4 is like a virtual masturbation hut ;)
