{"id":4412,"date":"2015-07-16T11:10:36","date_gmt":"2015-07-16T10:10:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.sex.co.uk\/?p=4412"},"modified":"2015-07-16T15:57:00","modified_gmt":"2015-07-16T14:57:00","slug":"dildos-portland-power-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-uk\/dildos-portland-power-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"Dildos Dangling From Portland Power Lines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mysterious dildos have taken over Portland power lines this week, causing the Twittersphere to wonder who\u2019s responsible. Photos have been snapped across Portland showing an envious collection of dildos hanging from power lines all over the city.\u00a0Kites, balloons, and other toys are a usual sight to see tangled up in power lines, especially in summertime. But dildos? I don\u2019t think\u00a0this is common in any city.<\/p>\n<p>At first, the fingers were pointing at local sex shop She Bop. Turns out the shop manager thought it was the outcome of a nasty breakup.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s up\u00a0in the air (ha ha) as to\u00a0how many sex toys are hanging off Portland\u2019s power lines, with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oregonlive.com\/portland\/index.ssf\/2015\/07\/sex_toys_hanging_from_portland_1.html\">reports ranging<\/a>\u00a0from a couple dozen to hundreds. But Portland\u00a0Electric\u00a0has received a handful of calls within the past 3 weeks\u00a0concerning these mysteriously out of place dildos.<\/p>\n<p>We would love to be in Portland to hang up some of our own dildos, or solve the mystery of the dangling dildos. Thankfully\u00a0we have a team of members working hard 24\/7 to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cam4.co.uk\/male\">keep their dildos in a safe place<\/a>\u2026 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Our only concern is\u2026 what a waste of perfectly good dildos! 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