{"id":4227,"date":"2014-01-29T22:23:49","date_gmt":"2014-01-29T22:23:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gay.blogs.cam4.com\/?p=4227"},"modified":"2014-01-29T22:23:49","modified_gmt":"2014-01-29T22:23:49","slug":"how-to-take-a-dick-pic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/2014\/01\/how-to-take-a-dick-pic\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Take A Dick Pic"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Full Exposure<\/h2>\n<p>When sending a dick picture let it be a dick not a dick in underwear.\u00a0 Even if that dick is hard in those briefs we still want to see some dick.\u00a0 Now if that dick has something wrong with it then by all means keep it covered.<\/p>\n<h2>Groom Away<\/h2>\n<p>Would you leave your house with your hair a hot mess?\u00a0 Probably not, so groom the forest.\u00a0 You don\u2019t need to shave it off or wax it just trim the hedges.\u00a0 Less forest gives the illusion of a bigger dick.<\/p>\n<h2>Erect Yourself<\/h2>\n<p>How hard should that dick be?\u00a0 We all hate to look at limp dicks so how about a semi hard dick.\u00a0 When you send a hard dick there is nothing left to the imagination.\u00a0 People decide right then and there whether you\u2019re big enough for them.\u00a0 A semi says, \u201cHey look at my dick, and it gets bigger than this\u201d.\u00a0 People then want to hook up so they can see how big it gets.<\/p>\n<h2>Force Perspective<\/h2>\n<p>If you are on the smaller size get in nice and close to fill that frame with dick.\u00a0 For those bigger guys please do not hold a ruler or bottle to show how big you are that is just cheesy.\u00a0 A hand holding it is good enough.<\/p>\n<h2>Lighting Matters<\/h2>\n<p>You want a dick picture to have a bit of an air of mystery. Nothing too bright, but certainly not so dark that the object in question is obscured by the background and don&#8217;t use a flash.<\/p>\n<h2>Work Your Angles<\/h2>\n<p>The best way to shoot the dick is from the top down, with the lens pointed toward the feet. Laying down works better than standing. Another acceptable angle is to hold the camera toward the body and point the penis to one side, especially if you are hard and the endowment is large.<\/p>\n<h2>Mirror Image<\/h2>\n<p>Dick picture should seem impromptu and intimate.\u00a0 Standing in the mirror seems vain, does crazy things to the perspective, and the mirror can give off a lousy glare. Also, pictures in the mirror usually end up showing off more than a bit of a torso. If you have a buff body please, capture your body from neck to knees. However, if you&#8217;re a little flabby around the midsection do the world and yourself a favor and keep a tight focus on the body part at hand.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5807858\/how-to-take-a-dong-shot\">Via Gawker<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Full Exposure <\/p>\n<p>When sending a dick picture let it be a dick not a dick in underwear.\u00a0 Even if that dick is hard<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4228,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36821,12003],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-featured","category-news-humor","featured","news-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4227"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4232,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4227\/revisions\/4232"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}