{"id":3375,"date":"2013-12-06T01:14:17","date_gmt":"2013-12-06T01:14:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gay.blogs.cam4.com\/?p=3375"},"modified":"2013-12-06T01:14:17","modified_gmt":"2013-12-06T01:14:17","slug":"50-u-s-states-ranked-by-penis-size","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/2013\/12\/50-u-s-states-ranked-by-penis-size\/","title":{"rendered":"50 U.S. States Ranked By Penis Size"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The condom-purchasing website CONDOMANIA<\/a>\u00a0(capitalization mine)\u00a0released a\u00a0list<\/a> today that ranked the 50 states in order of most-to-fewest Magnum condoms purchased.<\/p>\n

You know, WHICH STATE GOT THE BIGGEST DICK, SON? Who do you think it is?\u00a0Motherfuckers, it is North Dakota. North Dakotans use the most Magnums. Or at least… own the most Magnums. Who cares if they use them.<\/p>\n

This has baffled media types<\/a>. “How can North Dakota top that list when… ”<\/p>\n

\/trails off for fear of making a racially-charged statement relating to skin color, dick size and population distribution in America<\/em><\/p>\n

Well, fear not. It has nothing to do with dick size. North Dakotans buy the most Magnum condoms so they have something\u00a0to put on their forearms when\u00a0they milk the prostates of the obscene number of horses and bulls\u00a0in that state. They also probably put a condom on the animal’s dick to\u00a0catch the semen. To use for later. That’s two Magnums every time.<\/p>\n

At least that’s my theory. It definitely explains why the District of Columbia is fourth. I grew up there. TONS of horse farms in that city.<\/p>\n

Here’s the full list. And no, Georgia is not on there, for reasons unbeknownst.<\/p>\n

1. North Dakota
\n2. Rhode Island
\n3. South Dakota
\n4. District of Columbia
\n5. Massachusetts
\n6. Ohio
\n7. Arizona
\n8. Alabama
\n9. New York
\n10. South Carolina
\n11. Colorado
\n12. Maryland
\n13. Wisconsin
\n14. New Jersey
\n15. California
\n16. Florida
\n17. Connecticut
\n18. Virginia
\n19. Oregon
\n20. Pennsylvania
\n21. Washington
\n22. Tennessee
\n23. New Mexico
\n24. Iowa
\n25. Illinois
\n26. Louisiana
\n27. Vermont
\n28. Utah
\n29. Maine
\n30. Nebraska
\n31. Idaho
\n32. Kansas
\n33. Delaware
\n34. Michigan
\n35. Nevada
\n36. New Hampshire
\n37. Oklahoma
\n38. Montana
\n39. Minnesota
\n40. Kentucky
\n41. Texas
\n42. Indiana
\n43. West Virginia
\n44. Missouri
\n45. Alaska
\n46. North Carolina
\n47. Wyoming
\n48. Arkansas
\n49. Hawaii
\n50. Mississippi<\/p>\n

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The condom-purchasing website CONDOMANIA<\/a>\u00a0(capitalization mine)\u00a0released a\u00a0list<\/a> today that ranked the 50 states in order<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3376,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12003],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news-humor","news-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3375"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3379,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3375\/revisions\/3379"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cam4.com\/blog-gay\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}