Sex Questionnaire

Do you enjoy cyber-sex? Depends. Is it with your moms? If not I don't know about that. Short of a few yeah babies.. Dunno. I don't think I can circle jerk like I am 13 years. Now, let's talk expansion. DVD upgrades with all material, for later use. Pretty clever 'eh? Wait. Dude. Where am I?

Do you use sex toys? Well there is a slew of mother jokes, and this one takes the cake on this page. And yes, I use her quite well.

Do you enjoy oral sex? Wow. Yeah. Um. Can't get enough of it actually.

Do you enjoy anal sex? i love flipping her over and doing her hard when she's been bad. Or really good. Or. well yeah I do enjoy it

Do you enjoy porn movies? Well I think I went into an idea hysterical under cyber-sex and already have expanded the pron industry to cyber-dvd's. Yeah I know. It doesn't make any sense to me either. But I sold the idea to myself and the company. At the time it sounded good to all of us.. sigh.

Are you interested in sex with multiple partners? In which method are you referring to Mr. Invisible question giver? I'd have to say I do not want to be ran train on, though I want to run train on your mom.

Do you enjoy BDSM? Tie her up! Slap her ass! She's got real purdy lips.

What other types of sex are you interested in? Um. Voyeur. Um. I dont know really.

What is your favorite sexual fantasy? Well. It's illegal in 16 states. I can't share it here for fear of breaking trade embargo's and copyright laws. I'm. Dirty. Very dirty.

What do you look for in a sexual partner? Boobs and a good heart, I could go a long way with those two. May sound pretty cheap and generic compared to my other make crap, but that really hit the nail on the head. OHHH. Maybe. Much like your mother did last night. See I told you this line of questions is just death for those jokes.

Who is the one person you would most like to have sex with? Honestly I don't know. I can only think of Kate Beckinsale. That's one fucking hot woman. All the way around. Wow.

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chryblsm

Come out come out where ever you are.......

On May 4 11 @ 10:44PM

uk_tattooist

lmao why ya talkin smack for son? you ent seen the right side half my face is covered! and after reading just a touch of your profile you seem like a dickhead wheres your pics of ya face tattoos??

On February 8 11 @ 04:48AM

azsnowflake3

fyi I was trying to do what you were telling me to and kept informing you it was not working... I don't even know how you would scam for tokens. Last night was my first night on here so thanks for the help but no thanks for the rude assumptions.

On February 1 11 @ 09:52AM

chryblsm

Bob someone named Adam wants you to call him! Missed ya tonight not the same without you keeping Andy in check! He disappears to shake the monkey! LOL!!!

On October 16 10 @ 05:19AM

chryblsm

You and Andy ROCK!!!! Hope to see u both again!!!

On October 8 10 @ 02:11AM

DrZeusXXL

I know man! Shouldn't have shouted ;)

On October 6 10 @ 01:41AM