
Questionnaire
Q: Do you enjoy cyber-sex?
A: Text? No. Cams? Yes.
Q: Do you use sex toys?
A: I don't think condoms count as toys.
Q: Do you enjoy oral sex?
A: I do enjoy pinching your nose a little when you start to gag.
Q: Do you enjoy anal sex?
A: Adam Corolla once told a story about how every time he went to urinate, his pee stream split off in two directions. This went on for several days, until he realized that the cause for this was that he had a very tiny piece of feces lodged in his urethra.
Q: Do you enjoy porn movies?
A: How could anyone not enjoy this? ----> http://www.seinfeldxxx.com/home.html
Q: Are you interested in sex with multiple partners?
A: Depends on their gender. To each his own, but I aint sittin on no rods.
Q: Do you enjoy BDSM?
A: I was spanked enough as a kid.
Q: What other types of sex are you interested in?
A: Anything not furry.
Q: What do you look for in a sexual partner?
A: Not having a penis.
Q: Who is the one person you would most like to have sex with?
A: An asian female version of myself. =D