Sex Questionnaire
Do you enjoy cyber-sex?
Of course! But I get hottest when I take my time and slowly build the intensity. A good lionesses always plays with her prey first, before she pounces, then devours.
Do you use sex toys?
Yes, but don't tell anyone. Lol! In fact, I need your help with that.
Please search your big dic... I mean, big hearts and find your inner philanthropist. Then check your wallets for your credit card and donate to the "I Need Better Dildos for CAM4" fund.
It's a worthy charity.
Do you enjoy oral sex?
Yes, if it's done right. That 100 MPH lizard-tongue technique. Not effective. At that speed, our clit goes numb and we can't cum. Plus, you look reptilian, which is not a fetish ... but is hilarious.
Do you enjoy anal sex?
Wouldn't you like to know, perve ... Heh. ;-)
Do you enjoy porn movies?
No, they're totally fake. Yuck.
Are you interested in sex with multiple partners?
No, thank you.
Do you enjoy BDSM?
Not my thing.
What other types of sex are you interested in?
The enjoyable, orgasmic type. Lol!
What is your favorite sexual fantasy?
OMG!
Must have: Long flowing hair, tunic & imposing fortress.
Must be able to: Rip open bodice and break maidenhead. Ooops! I already lost it.
Truth? Getting animalistic horny on my balcony. Welcome to the Discovery Channel mating season special, Naughty Nikki in the Mist!
What do you look for in a sexual partner?
The basic equation is:
ONE intelligent, witty, sexy male
PLUS a spark of physical attraction
PLUS has a job
PLUS actually has a real job
PLUS is creative and passionate about ___________________ something!
MINUS has a stalker girlfriend, fiancee, wife, or household of wives
MINUS has a crazy ex
MINUS is still fucking that crazy ex
MINUS has women impregnated with his offspring
MINUS has multiple baby mamas
MINUS has excessive offspring on Earth
PLUS shows affection easily
PLUS could win in a bar fight against the *** Rehab cast & probably rescue me from dragons
PLUS would Renaissance dress up, so I could fuck him like a wench from the 1500s.
PLUS possesses a drop-me-to-my-knees cock
EQUALS we are so getting in ON!
Who is the one person you would most like to have sex with?
YOU, of course! :-)
Just understand I keep it cool & friendly on my cam. Don't visit to insult me, YELL AT ME IN CAPS, and call me vile, degrading names because you're a: 1.) serial killer, 2.) village idiot. or 3.) porn addict lacking meaningful hobbies.
If you don't like me, that's OK. There's someone insane out there who's perfect for you. Meanwhile, kindly leave and go find her. Perhaps visit the chick sticking kitchen whisks and permanent markers up her vagina, if you want a more "exciting" show?
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