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Gender:female
Member since:June 24, 2010
Sexual Preference:straight
Relationship Status:single
Age: 34
Location:NC, USA
Spoken language(s):English
Height:5'3"
Occupation:IT
Smoke:no
Hair Color:brown
Hair Length:medium
Eye Color:hazel

falwless

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I just like to fucking chat, is that so wrong? Man. And, to be frank, well, I'm pretty much tired of seeing random penis. I know, I know, I'm on the wrong site. Oh well. I most enjoy people with massive brains and a sharp wit to match. Sarcasm and dry humor are my friends. If they're yours, too, then you know what? I'd appreciate it if you'd stop stealing my fucking friends. I will probably correct your spelling one too many times and you'll get annoyed with me. But most of all, I will make you laugh. Because there is way too much funny in this world not to notice it. If you wanna have fun, hang with me. And, to close with an awesome non sequitur -- bi men are yummy. Super ridiculously yummy. Oh, wait, one more thing -- I don't cam, so please don't ask. Yes, I realize the automatic assumption with this is that I'm some lonely weirdo posing as a chick to get guys. If you're convinced that's the case then, let's face it, I'm probably not going to persuade you otherwise, so just move along. Thanks.

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closed_eyes

awww don't tell me, did I miss "how to write an interesting wall post" lesson? that would be very useful right now ! By the way, Hey Hey ! =D

On October 17 11 @ 04:56PM

medkahuna

ha, ha thats a nice bio, brains and intellect in a woman is a rare trait on this site, i like dry humor or wet humor, btw--- nice boobs----- would be fun to talk to you..............

On September 30 11 @ 10:58PM

melloyellow3

dear fal, its been a long long time. i miss you, and even kick misses you too. yeah we still talk, unlike me and you...jerk :) seriously its weird not having you joke around on the cams i go on. hope you come back soon/get back to me

On July 31 11 @ 11:44PM