Sex Questionnaire
Do you enjoy cyber-sex?
Absolutely
Do you use sex toys?
Yes, as long as they are female and are still breathing.
Do you enjoy oral sex?
Giving and getting are absolutely a driving force in my libidos wanton desire.
Do you enjoy anal sex?
AS LONG AS SHE DOES BUT AIN`T NOTHING COMING CLOSE TO MY ASSHOLE WITHOUT DYING.
Do you enjoy porn movies?
Sure, making them and watching them depending on the plot, of course.
Are you interested in sex with multiple partners?
Have been, have done, might still be, hmmm let me ask the ladies.....
Do you enjoy BDSM?
Nah, the Chinese can keep their BDSM. It just isn`t the kind of religion for me,... I prefer the Christian God since He is the only Forgiving God we know of.
What other types of sex are you interested in?
What other types are there?
What is your favorite sexual fantasy?
I already did time for it so I don`t wanna` tell anyone. They might get ideas and it really isn`t a nice thing. Especially when it is the Police Chiefs daughter that,....made me do it.
What do you look for in a sexual partner?
Anything that doesn't require artificial life support. I figure pussy already has all it needs with the rest of the body to support it anyway.
Who is the one person you would most like to have sex with?
Well, I can tell you,...It is definitely not the police chiefs daughter. Though, Courtney Cox doesn't sound too bad right now,..oh person,..I thought ya` meant *** type,...well then,..it would have to be one of the many women that meet the aforementioned criteria.
