- Member since:December 15, 2009
- Last Broadcast:July 19, 2014
- Sexual Preference:gay
- Relationship Status:single
- Age: 34
- Location: Winchester, VA, USA
- Spoken language(s):English
- Height: 5'10"
- Occupation: Office Assistant
- Body Type:athletic
- Hair Color:brown
- Hair Length:short
- Body Hair:little
- Eye Color:brown
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My Tumblr: http://brianbva.tumblr.com/
Hey guys (and gals...). Thanks for stopping by my profile. I hope you will have a GREAT 2015. Remember, "If ya ain't havin' fun, ya ain't doin' it right!" If you get bored, feel free to stop over at my Tumblr page. There are a few "choice" images there you can enjoy. Email is: firstname.lastname@example.org
BRIAN'S RANTS - Thoughts, Whines, and just plain me being grumpy with a big ol' grin. Deal with it or move on. :-)
1. Silhouettes -- please, do not ask for stuff that you yourself are not willing to provide. And by the way, Mr. Silhouette, do not ask to be added to my friend's list unless you're willing to send me a picture. I understand the need for some to be anonymous, but it's my profile and if you're not willing to share yourself with me to the degree I have shared myself with you, it's no deal. Don't be pissed if you get denied.
2. There is no cam here.
3. I hate advertisers. Stomping in to some person's cam show to proclaim that you're a "Hot Young Stud with a 20 Inch Dick...Come watch me Cum" is the height of being obnoxious...especially when someone jumps to your cam and they find an 80 year old pot bellied pig sitting there in his jammies. Sorry to be so mean, but tell me it hasn't happened to you... Mmmhmm...thot so. Advertisers...take a long hike off a broken ladder. :-)
4. I personally try to keep quiet during straight guy's shows, but I apologize in advance if, when I stumble into your broadcast, my jaw drops to the floor with an embarassingly loud THUD at the erotic hotness my eyes behold. I may have to shout "HOT BODY!" just before you boost me to the alley. Sorry; it is only because I was overcome with masculine amazement.
5. Beware the professional porn star cammer who slums onto Cam4. I just saw one take tokens from his guests then go and cum for ONE guy on Skype. Can you say "OBNOXIOUS". Now an honorable cammer would return those tokens and apologize. What say ye?
6. Ever notice that you have to be a little bit smart to own and use a smartphone? :-)
7. OK...so I clicked into someone's room today to view their cam. No sooner was I in the room I was immediately banned. WTF!?!? My new name for cammers like this? A-hole putz.
8. I love the new trend: "I'm only on cam long enough to tease you into buying my private show where I'll show you EVERYTHING...um...for like $25 tokens per 15 minutes." And then....the show lasts TWO HOURS....hehehe. Suckers..... :-)
9. And then I found myself chuckling with two guys on cam, one who has their dick up the other's butt, and their status is "Straight"...with a caption saying "We're just really good friends." Riiiiiiiight....
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