MaxColodi
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Gender: |
male
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Member since: |
July 30 08
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Sexual Preference
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straight
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Age: |
50
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Location: |
NYC,United States
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Spoken language(s):
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English
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Questionnaire
Q: Do you use sex toys?
A: Damn straight I do. I've got Mr. Potato Head up my ass right now.
Q: Do you enjoy oral sex?
A: Anyone answer No to this one yet?
Q: Do you enjoy anal sex?
A: Trick Question!
Q: Do you enjoy porn movies?
A: No, it bothers me that not only can Ron Jeremy get laid, he's getting paid to do it!
Q: Are you interested in sex with multiple partners?
A: Simultaneously, or over the course of my lifetime?
Q: Do you enjoy BDSM?
A: Bedding Down Sienna Miller? You bet I do!
Q: What other types of sex are you interested in?
A: Ghost sex, Sex with a dolphin, Sex with a giant head of lettuce, Non-filtered cigarette sex, Crossword puzzle sex, Sex on Lon Chaney's coffin, Anthropogenic global warming sex, Sanitized for your protection sex, Chunky peanut butter sex, Sex that causes the extinction of a protected species, Sex while my yacht is boarded by Somali pirates, Sex with a takeout order of General Tsao's Chicken, Dark energy accelerating the expanding universe vs. dark matter slowing it down sex, Omega-3 Fish Oil promotes heart health* sex, Sex on a bed of nail clippings, I want to start reading Vince Flynn's novels sex, The actual term for a misheard lyric is mondegreen sex, There's a bathroom on the right sex, I had a crush on Barbara Feldon when I was young sex, Tears of a clown on faux black velvet sex, Waterboarded at Gitmo sex, Tonight we dine in hell sex, I really want to try that Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee but I won't pay $38 a lb for it sex, If this was ever funny it stopped being funny about 6 lines up sex, More to come sex
Q: What do you look for in a sexual partner?
A: Open herpes sores.
Q: Who is the one person you would most like to have sex with?
A: Eve. I think the world would be a better place if I was the father of humanity. Because I'm just so cool, you know?
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Loves28 said:
On November 20 09 @ 11:07PM
You never write anymore! hahha
RapidMen said:
On November 19 09 @ 11:37PM
hello, i see u on here.. well take care my friend, bye
pd: nice pics heheh
prettynicole said:
On November 18 09 @ 02:15AM
stay happy hun, with or without me...
MaxColodi said:
On November 17 09 @ 04:51PM
All my comments vanished. People will think I'm a friendless dork now.