Sex Questionnaire
Do you enjoy cyber-sex?
Fortunately my dick is shaped like a USB cord.
Do you use sex toys?
I make forts out of them.
Do you enjoy oral sex?
I love it when women yell at my cock.
Do you enjoy anal sex?
))<>((
Do you enjoy porn movies?
Only with subtitles and directors commentary.
Are you interested in sex with multiple partners?
Math was never one of my best subjects growing up.
Do you enjoy BDSM?
No, but I am a sucker for a good acronym.
What other types of sex are you interested in?
Sex in pill form. Jetson's style!
What do you look for in a sexual partner?
A pulse.
Who is the one person you would most like to have sex with?
Eve.
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On April 20 11 @ 12:47AM