
Questionnaire
Q: Do you enjoy cyber-sex?
A: As opposed to?
Q: Do you use sex toys?
A: Woody from Toy Story is pretty cute, but I'm no user.
Q: Do you enjoy oral sex?
A: I hate speaking with my mouth full, Mumma says it's rude
Q: Do you enjoy anal sex?
A: That lounge is for departures only
Q: Do you enjoy porn movies?
A: I prefer porn flakes
Q: Are you interested in sex with multiple partners?
A: Yes, I have sex with myself don't I! Shit questions - Next!! (fuck, who just said that?!)
Q: What other types of sex are you interested in?
A: Do you mean hermaphrodites? Why don't you just say it!
Q: What is your favorite sexual fantasy?
A: Lining up all the fucktards in one room with me, my tennis racket and a huge bag of marbles.. AIM, FIRE!! Makes me moist just thinking about it!
Q: What do you look for in a sexual partner?
A: Impotence
Q: Who is the one person you would most like to have sex with?
A: Other than myself? You need to be more specific.. DAMN!